He Started Calling Dad Old For His Behavior. Dad’s Response… BRILLIANT!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him a staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son”

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